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Sentences that make me smile... :-D

'Pollogies, that was a grin folks. I don't tend to make much distinction...
And just for your enjoyment, I thought I'd post some sentences that make me smile. If you are desperate to know where I pinched this idea, check out Friend Blogger's zany postings. On her own blog, that is.

1. "Soon I was pulling one of those floppy orange stocking caps over my head, you know the kind you can pull down to your chin, fold up seven inches, and still have a little dome on the top of your head."
Storyfingers, Tradition
2. "When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first (111) birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton."
J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
3. "Thirty days, and a fine of $1000.00"
Storyfingers, On the spot...
4. "Helium Balloons bobbed about, pretending to be party guests."
Eric Berlin, The Puzzling World of Winston Breen
5. "Then the sun slid gently behind a hill, leaving a glow that gently hugged the tree tops."
Larissa Johnson, Poem
6. Winter is lights on everyone's house, and a blanked of frost covering everything in the mornings. In Minnesota, winter is sledding with friends, and enjoying hot chocolate afterwards."
Larissa Johnson, Poem
7. "Or ELSE..."
8."She was very little, indeed, and very pudgy, too, which made her almost exactly the size and shape of a fire hydrant, (a resemblance strengthened by her red raincoat and rosy cheeks.)"
Trenton Lee Stewart, The Mysterious Benedict Society
9. "He raised one eyebrow at that, and smiled in a singularly condesending and irritating manner, and opened his mouth to speak in that pricise drawl which is the trademark of the overly educated upper-class English gentleman."
Lori R. King, The Beekeeper's Aprentice
10. "In order to get a better sense of exactly how the Baudilauire orphans felt as they began the grueling journey up the stairs to Mr. and Mrs. Squalor's penthouse appartment, you might find it useful to close your eyes while reading this chapter, because the light fromt the candles on the ground was so dim that it felt like their eyes were closed even when they were looking as hard as they could."
Lemmony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator
11. "Don't do anything I wouldn't do!" (We laughed, this gives us permission to do almost anything...)
W. F. (Mother of Occasional Commenter)
12. And last but certainly not least (this one makes me grin, no two ways about it...) "Wow, great post Storyfingers, I love it!!! :)"

Saturday

Friend Blogger :)

Hello all you people who probably don't know me! My name is Friend Blogger, apparently. I'm kinda excited to be here, doing my very first guest blog post! :) Storyfingers had to give me her password to do this. I think I might come back later and post under her name. Waddya say? :) So if you start noticing some really weird posts you'll know what happened.
OK, just kidding. I'll be good ... no really, I will. :)
So just in case you're wondering, the real reason I'm here is to post one of my stories. I based it off of my experiences raising Monarch butterflies. If you ever get the chance to raise your own, I highly recommend it!!!

Semmy and the Monarch

Semmy lugged an old aquarium into the porch and set it on a table. Gingerly, she propped some twigs against the inside of the dry aquarium. Next she picked up a handful of grass and let if fall through her dirty fingers, sprinkling the bottom of the aquarium.

“Perfect,” she said to herself with a grin that made her braces sparkle.

Semmy’s mom parked the van on the roadside and Semmy hopped out. The late August sunlight penetrated her squinted eyelids and burned her bare arms.

Semmy waded through tall weeds in the ditch, searching for something. She crouched beside some milkweed, her eyes darting back and forth. Behind her Mrs. Benson stepped out of the van and stood near the ditch. Her short brown hair whipped in the wind as she pointed to a different spike of milkweed.

“Try looking under that one,” Mrs. Benson said. Semmy squinted at her mother’s pointing hand and trudged toward the weed.

“Ouch!” she said as she rubbed her leg on a thistle. She stuck out her tongue at it, and walked to the milkweed. She crouched to look under the bottom leaf. Nothing there. She lifted the next leaf. Clinging beneath the third leaf she found what she was looking for. A fat Monarch caterpillar hung onto the leaf’s edge, his minuscule jaws working back and forth across a hole he had made.

“Found one!” Semmy yelled, pulling a Swiss Army knife from her pocket. She opened the sharpest blade and cut the stem of the milkweed. She picked up the weed and carried it back to the van, keeping her eye on the caterpillar and carefully avoiding thistles.

Semmy set the caterpillar and his milkweed on the backseat.

“I’m ready to go home,” she said to her mom as she climbed in back.

On the car ride Semmy gazed at the caterpillar beside her. His black, white, and yellow stripes looked smooth and soft. At one end he had a pair of dainty black antennae that twitched back and forth. At his other end there was what looked like a shorter pair of antennae. Semmy was confused for a moment about which end was his head, and then smiled at herself. Of course, the end with the tiny jaws and longest antennae was his head.

Back home, Semmy picked up the milkweed stalk and carried it onto the sunny porch. She peered at the caterpillar who had stopped eating when she picked up the milkweed he clung to. Semmy propped the milkweed up in the aquarium for food.

“Welcome home,” she whispered to the caterpillar as she snapped on the mesh lid of the aquarium.

Each day, Semmy peered through the fingerprinted glass aquarium to watch the caterpillar. Every time she looked at him, his tiny jaws were munching milkweed. After two days Semmy noticed the milkweed was getting shriveled. She called her Mom and asked her to bring home some fresh stalks.

That evening, Mrs. Benson stepped out of the van carrying a handful of milkweed.

“Thanks Mom!” Semmy said, giving her mom a quick squeeze. She took the leaves and ran to the porch. Lifting the mesh lid of the aquarium, she pulled out the old milkweed. She shook it and tiny black pellets fell from the leaves.

“Yuck,” she said wrinkling her nose. “Caterpillar poo.” She put the old leaves in a garbage bag and put the fresh milkweed in the aquarium. As she worked she sniffed the heavy scent of fresh milkweed mingled with the scent of old and drying. It smelled just like late summer should.

The next afternoon Semmy laughed when she saw the caterpillar.

“Silly guy,” she said to him, as he hung upside-down on the lid. He had curled himself into a J shape, but didn’t move. Semmy lifted one eyebrow, then smiled again and walked away.

Semmy woke the next morning and went to the porch in her pajamas. The sunlight already shone through the windows. Semmy stepped onto a square of sun and yawned. She shuffled over to the aquarium and stopped. In the exact place where the caterpillar had hung, there was now a bright green chrysalis! It dangled in the sunlight and tiny golden spots shimmered in a row along the top. Semmy grinned.

The chrysalis sat unchanging for five days. Semmy grew impatient. But slowly she began to notice a difference. The bright jade color was fading, and within a few days Semmy admired a jet black chrysalis. Semmy watched each day in amazement as the chrysalis began fading again, until it was crystal clear. Inside she saw the crumpled wings of a Monarch butterfly. The bright orange and deep black patches shimmered through the clear chrysalis.

Any day now, Semmy thought.

Two mornings later, Semmy lay in bed looking at the sunlight dancing on her wall. Suddenly she remembered the butterfly. Maybe he would come out today! Semmy forgot about being sleepy. She ran to the porch and there, holding onto the empty chrysalis was a Monarch butterfly! His wings were only an inch long and were sadly crumpled and wet. Semmy crouched by the aquarium and stared at the newborn, just inches from her face. Tiny black feet clung to the chrysalis shell which still dangled from the mesh lid. Suddenly Semmy wanted to hold the butterfly. She ran inside where her mom was sipping coffee.

“Come quick! I need your help!” Semmy said.

“What is it?” Mrs. Benson asked in alarm.

“The butterfly! He’s come out!” Semmy said. Her mother laughed and set her coffee mug on a coaster.

“Lead the way!” she said, tying the sash around her bathrobe.

Semmy and Mrs. Benson crouched in front of the aquarium. Semmy noticed the butterfly’s wings had begun to expand, slowly.

“Can I hold him?” Semmy asked.

“I guess, but we’ll have to lift the lid carefully. We don’t want to shake up the little guy!”

Semmy took one end of the lid and her mom took the other. Slowly they lifted, but Semmy’s edge stuck. She yanked and the lid popped up. Semmy jumped as she saw the fragile butterfly jerk and swing on the chrysalis. Semmy glanced worriedly at her mom.

“It’s okay,” Mrs. Benson said. “Careful now.” The butterfly hung on as the lid lifted gently. Mrs. Benson grabbed the center of the lid so Semmy could let go.

“Now put your finger next to his feet and he should climb on,” Mrs. Benson instructed. Semmy reached over, every move of her hand seemed big and clumsy. She put her finger near the butterfly’s dainty feet and he climbed on! Semmy smiled but didn’t dare laugh for fear of jerking the Monarch. She stared at her finger. The butterfly hung upside down, his wings still uselessly cramped, but getting longer. Semmy was looking so closely that she saw each ridge in her finger as the Monarch grabbed them with his feet. The Monarch rolled his black proboscis out and in curling it into a perfect roll. He lifted one of his feet experimentally, tapping Semmy’s finger.

Semmy walked quietly toward the door. Each time she set her foot down the butterfly swayed on her finger. Semmy stepped into the sunshine. The butterfly stretched his soft wings a little farther, as they swayed in the gentle morning breeze. The Monarch climbed to the top of Semmy’s finger and flapped his wings slowly. The wings grew. Semmy was too busy staring at the butterfly to notice her mom, who had come out to watch.

The butterfly flapped a little stronger, getting the circulation pumping through his wings.

Within ten minutes his wings stood straight and were gaining strength. Semmy peered at the orange wings and black veins. Tiny white spots lined the edges of his wings and speckled his fuzzy black head. As he opened his wings experimentally, Semmy noticed the black fuzz on his body.

After twenty minutes the butterfly was still drying his wings in the sun. Suddenly Semmy’s stomach growled.
“I forgot breakfast,” she whispered, still watching the Monarch who shimmered in the breeze. Mrs. Benson got a stick and put it under the Monarch’s feet. He climbed on and tapped the stick with his feet. Mrs. Benson carried him gently to a flowerpot and stuck the other end of the stick in the dirt. The butterfly slowly climbed down the stick, still flapping his wings.

Semmy glanced once more at him and ran into the house. In two minutes she was back outside munching her toast.

The butterfly sat on his stick for another twenty minutes, posing for the many pictures Semmy snapped. But suddenly he gave a strong flap and lifted into the air. He fluttered hard and gained altitude, flying to the neighbors wash line. He landed on a dancing sheet, his black and orange wings contrasting beautifully against the snowy bedding. He gave another flap and flew towards the sun.

“Bye!” Semmy called, watching until he flew out of sight.

Friend Blogger

I would like to introduce to you all my friend and fellow blogger, who goes by the name "Three And A Half Bloggers". She is also known as my "Faithful commenter"...and I am hers. You can find her blog at www.threeandahalfbloggers.blogspot.com. I can verify that Friend Blogger has a very random blog with very random posts, with very random topics and very random comments.

All that aside, Friend Blogger is a very random person. Her happy list includes pomelgranites, projects, pickles, plants, and Pointe shoes. She apparently also enjoys writing...maybe that falls under projects. I will be posting one of her stories shortly, so watch my blog. Her writing is as random as she is.

Wednesday

"Tradition"


Deep in the soul of my family is a trait that lies hidden for most of the year but becomes manifest in mid-November. Hunting is our heritage, it's become a tradition handed down for generations.

The transformation comes about a week before deer season. Table conversation shifts from politics and homework to antler size and deer sightings. Suddenly nobody gives you a funny look for butting into a conversation with new information about buck sign somebody saw somewhere.

The last week in October we go down to Grandpa's farm to sight in the guns. With awed silence we take our guns out of the cabinet. The polished stocks and long barrels gleam like old friends. Now Grandpa has a modern sighting table, stool and sighting rest, but up until a few years ago, it was an old desk with homemade sand bags. We hand a target on the old oak tree; Dad and Grandpa have been sighting in their guns on that oak since Dad was 10. As I sit on the comfortable chair and aim at the target, I envision the soft brown of a buck, make that a 14-point buck, moving into my scope, stopping in line with my cross-hairs...BOOM!!! Dad gives me a wry grin. I've missed the bulls eye by 6 inches. I watch the buck leaping away...while Dad adjusts my scope.

Finally the hallowed "Friday Before" comes. we haul out the dusty tree stands and carrying packs; snow pants and orange parkas resurface once again. We all pile into the old 2 by 4 truck that has been hauling us around since I was born--16 years ago. It's and extended cab but it feels like they just crammed the extra seats in without bothering to extend anything. by the time we reach Grandpa's place, I am insanely jealous of the excess room sardines have in their cans.

I love the feeling of freedom that surrounds us at Deer Camp. My brother Josiah takes full advantage of his burping rights.

When we enter the house, aromas waft around us, beckoning us to the table. The table groans with its load. Creamed corn, like a fluffy golden cloud, sets in the center. Tender pork roasts adorned with some delightful sauce taunt me. Fresh bread, still warm, is next to the butter. Then somebody starts the storytelling and we reminisce about hunting yarns of years gone by.

We kids listen in awe as Dad and Grandpa describe colorful characters such as "Speed", who was named for his lack thereof. He had the same general shape as a fishing bobber and was always appearing in the most hilarious stories. Then there were tales about "The Big One" that got away, or that legendary lucky shot, "I dropped it in its tracks..."

Always, we ask about the "Ham and Raisin Sauce" story. No, Grandpa shakes his head, "I only tell that one every twenty years."

5:17 a.m. Saturday morning brings a rude awakening. I begin to wonder why I wanted to hunt in the first place. Slowly I trudge up the stairs. Soon I am pulling one of those big floppy orange stocking caps over my head: you know the kind that you can pull down to your chin, fold up about 7 inches, and still have a little dome on the top of your head. Soon we are sitting in the stand.

I usually divide sitting in the stand into about three segments. The first 5 minutes are wonderful; the next half-an-hour or so is quite tolerable; the rest is a sit-out contest between me and Time: Time always wins.

Within 15 minutes I've broken my first resolution to sit still. After that the resolutions come and go at a rate of about one minute. During the last hour, questions begin racing through my mind; questions like: Am I really sitting on a cushion or is it a rock? Why did I get up this morning: Is it just me or have we been sitting here for about three days? I feel myself going crazy; Pain is good...pain is goon... I chant to myself.

Eventually I hear the words I've been waiting for.

"Let's go in," Dad says. What an angel he is. I have new respect, not to mention sudden and overwhelming gratitude, for my dad now.

Soon I find myself sitting in the back seat of the truck on the way to do a few drives. Dad pulls up at Grandpa's quarter section and I follow him and Josh across the field. We've jumped a deer from this quarter section every year; it's always our first drive on opening morning. We approach the strand of trees from downwind. Dad walks around to the left, and Josh takes the other side. I take the middle, so I can push the deer towards them. I take deep breaths of the fresh air and admire the ancient cottonwoods rising majestically from the long grass. Suddenly gunshots explode on my left. I hurry to join the excitement. Actually, I try, but "Hurry" is not easily accomplished when I'm walking in grass that's over my head. Dad is grinning.

"He's down," Josh reassures me. My heart pounds on my rib cage as if it is trying to break out. Even Buck fever is a welcome tradition.

In the evening, I find myself again sitting around the supper table. This time Dad relates to Grandpa our adventures. He and Josh have both shot a buck. When everyone looks expectantly at me, I tell them I'm waiting for the big one.

The next day, Sunday, we sit in the stand again. By the afternoon, the wind has picked up and it is time to go home.

On the way home the others talk and chatter excitedly about the next weekend. They don't want to look beyond that yet. I know that deer season will end soon, but the tradition must never end.

Tuesday

Alternate storytelling--The Sea Awaits Me

Mett Art-maniac, my younger sister... "Needless to say, I prefer a thousand words. Nonetheless, I do enjoy a good story, and writing is a fun activity, especially with my sister. We also enjoy singing together, riding horse, and goofing off, but enough on that. Catch y'all later!"

So my sister and I decided to write an alternate story. She wrote a paragraph, then I wrote a paragraph, and so on and so forth. We titled our story, "The Sea Awaits Me." We've labeled who wrote which paragraph. This is a great party activity, though you might have to use sentences instead of paragraphs. Try it!

Storyfingers:
"The sea called. I could hear it in my heart when I was away, and I could hear its voice ans I ran down the beach towards my cove."

Art-maniac:
"I breathed in the lovely smell of salt water. The very ocean lay at my feet. Deep oranges and pinks embellished the sunset. "Oh...it's all so beautiful!" I thought, as I tore off my socks and shoes. "And so cold!"

Storyfingers:
"I rolled up my pants and winced as I waded over the sharp rocks. Silvery minnows nibbled at my legs, and I giggled. I sat down on a long rock and watched a starfish trapped in a tide pool. Slimy green algae swished around him. A grin spread over my face."

Art-maniac:
"As I sat there, I lost all track of time; everything around me lay so peacefully. The sun soon surrendered hits fight for the sky and the moon and the stars began to appear."

Storyfingers:
"A shiver brought me out of my reverie and I realized how late it was. Still, I was reluctant to leave the shore. This hidden seaside cove was my sanctuary, my refuge. Somehow, the sea always had a calming effect on me. So I sat and shivered on, alone in the silence of the gently lapping waters."

Art-maniac:
"Finally I reluctantly got up and grabbed my bible off the sand. I started toward the path. Finding the stone steps, I ran up them quickly. Long trailing vines covered the cliff into which the stairs had been carved. I had always loved the way the vines looked in the starlight."

Storyfingers:
"At the top I paused and looked down on my beautiful secret. I would return. I could never remain long, but always I would return to my place of solitude, where the sea awaited me."



Why a Thousand Words?

"A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words."

We've all heard it. Photographers love it. But I prefer a thousand words. That's how I named this blog. In the future, I'll be posting stories, writing tips, and perhaps even holding "Thousand Word" contests. Prepare for wild topics, and interesting writing projects.

Here's something to keep you going until I can post a real story.

Recently my family and I went on vacation. It wasn't a typical vacation, with lawn chairs, a lake, and sunscreen. We went to Illinois, Kentucky, Tennesse, Virginia, and even Ohio. (Ok, Ohio was only five minutes...) As usual, we had plenty of adventures. I learned to expect the unexpected, because I know I'll still be surprised. (I'm still figureing that out too.) Anyway, here's a list of what I learned.

1. Sunscreen in more important than Sunburn Gel.

2. Lincoln worked several jobs in New Salem, Illinois.

3. Mosquito's are bearable if you aren't melting.

4. Heat is bearable if there aren't mosquito's.

5. The Lincoln Troubadour singers are amazing!

6. Guys with tattoos and long hair with trucks that light on fire can be really nice people.

7. How to minimize bathroom stops on the road...Got that down to a science!

8. Navigating Springfield, Illinois, is next to impossible.

9. East or West, Home is best.

10. Sitting still for twelve hours is actually possible.

11. Sitting still for twelve hours with nowhere to put your feet, a suitcase on your lap, and your brother's feet in your face is a lot more difficult.

12. I miss my dog to much to leave home for three weeks again.

13. Always Always Always write it down!